Hi! I'm Eli and this is my personal/main blog so if you need me to tag anything, please tell me! (NOTE: I reblog nsfw related things, so I'm not minor friendly. Sorry
u know what, even if my writing isnt the BEST, i still made it all on my own. like there was a blank word doc and i filled it up with my own words, my own story. i took what was in my head and i made it a real thing. idk i feel like that alone is something to be proud of.
when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??
dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-
me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit
dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿
me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.
high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss
I could write 20 pages against exclusionist arguments but nothing I could say would be as efficient as this
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[ID: A reddit post from tomohawk12345 with 10 upvotes that says, â"this sexual minority group isnât part of the sexual minority groupâ đ¤đ¤". End ID]
[ID: A tweet from @PearloLesbo that says âBro trust me my exclusionism is different bro no where are you going no trust be bro its good this time bro i swear this time theyâre actually harmful bro trust me bro this is good bigotry bro i swear bro this time is different and justified broâ. End ID.]
why does five night freddyâs have three animals that are in a band and then a fourth one that is a pirate. what is the association between a band and then a pirate
thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between ‘the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell’ and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly’ and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn’t the story I wanted to read’
If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasnât there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasnât anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didnât really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didnât help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that heâs actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think thatâs true, theyâre very good boys.
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